The Chief is visiting, need to be a good boy for this coming few days or worst weeks...aiyo...*@#
What do you have at home ha? you have any food?...
Yah i got plenty of instant stuffs - noodle / can food / tea pullin / biskut kering and a box of mooncake still...he he...
Why the floor got steaky feelin?...i better get my sliper..
I suppose to get a part time maid but shes very garang and risky one...takut...
Ok ok ok...let me relax first...jet leg...c wat i can do (to help) trow...
:)smiling ready...:)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Yawning Away...
Why you yawn? mengantuklah bodoh!!
Why u ngantuk? tak cukup sleeplah stupid!!
Why u tak cukup sleep? got alot of activitylah so lou!
What activity? many manylah...raya open house...ee..open table and bottle etc. etc. So what u want to do now? balik rumah sleep kaw kawlah dugong!!zzz
Why u ngantuk? tak cukup sleeplah stupid!!
Why u tak cukup sleep? got alot of activitylah so lou!
What activity? many manylah...raya open house...ee..open table and bottle etc. etc. So what u want to do now? balik rumah sleep kaw kawlah dugong!!zzz
Saturday, September 18, 2010
The Advantages
Of being SINGLE...
Of being FREE THINKER...
You can do wat da ever you like without major restriction. No doubt there is some minor obligations but still, its much better when you being both.
What time you go home / reach home...where you going...who you meet...what you eat...what you say...what you buy...where you go...>>> do as you like, tats your advantage!!
I have fun meeting new friends, old friends which click very well with me...
I cant meet or will avoid meeting anyone whose actually being hyprocritical in wat they think or believe...life should be a joyful journey with real you.
Anyway, many had great times during the Malaysia Day weekends - partying, dating, makan angin, makan and makan more (many more to try). Most of these great times comes with thinking of being free and single, even you married you still can enjoy like bujang fella.
A good charge on Thurs and Fri...aiya! tired is normal...
Still cant let go of tat sweet voice, tasty fried porridge + beehoon crab...sedap...
Of being FREE THINKER...
You can do wat da ever you like without major restriction. No doubt there is some minor obligations but still, its much better when you being both.
What time you go home / reach home...where you going...who you meet...what you eat...what you say...what you buy...where you go...>>> do as you like, tats your advantage!!
I have fun meeting new friends, old friends which click very well with me...
I cant meet or will avoid meeting anyone whose actually being hyprocritical in wat they think or believe...life should be a joyful journey with real you.
Anyway, many had great times during the Malaysia Day weekends - partying, dating, makan angin, makan and makan more (many more to try). Most of these great times comes with thinking of being free and single, even you married you still can enjoy like bujang fella.
A good charge on Thurs and Fri...aiya! tired is normal...
Still cant let go of tat sweet voice, tasty fried porridge + beehoon crab...sedap...
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
MIC in Package : Part 2
I'm giving you 3 conditions;
1) Dont you dare to bring back other girl to ur house! this house!!
2) Dont play behind my back and pass to me watever transmitted deceases!!
3) Dont answer any call or sms from other girls whenever I'm around with you!!
Thats easy! I just take the following steps;
a) I bring the girl to other house or motel
b) I make sure to put on 3 layer / ply of condoms (orange, apple and blueberry) b4 get into action
c) I only answer the call or reply the sms when you not around lah!
You are so clever V....salute you!!
Still, just to be safe...make sure you get that cawat besi ready k bro... one more salute from me^-^!!
1) Dont you dare to bring back other girl to ur house! this house!!
2) Dont play behind my back and pass to me watever transmitted deceases!!
3) Dont answer any call or sms from other girls whenever I'm around with you!!
Thats easy! I just take the following steps;
a) I bring the girl to other house or motel
b) I make sure to put on 3 layer / ply of condoms (orange, apple and blueberry) b4 get into action
c) I only answer the call or reply the sms when you not around lah!
You are so clever V....salute you!!
Still, just to be safe...make sure you get that cawat besi ready k bro... one more salute from me^-^!!
Monday, September 13, 2010
MIC in Package
Where are you??? What are you doing??? What time you coming back??? Go ta pau mix rice for me...eeee... I want fish, a lot vege and don forget the bak kut teh also!! make sure place everything in the car and come fetch me infront of #@#%*...and so and so...
Thats the scenario my buddy V have to go through on daily basis for the past 3 months or so. "What to do?, mou chin, oi yan lor..." he said. One wonder who the hell is tat b #%*@#?? Shes the MIC live at the same block as my buddy V, 8 floors up. Shes someone mistress so to speak with monthly salaries of RM10k - RM15k. Fuh!! so much!!
What it has to do with V?
You know...V is the kind of guy like to hangout with 'fair lookin girls' and MIC is his top pick. But his poket selalu kosong to 'hangout'. Luckily, he was accidently introduced to this girl and he manage to pancing her kaw kaw, cayalah!! End up his house keys also taken by her. But why this girl willin to 'hangout' with V since shes already got the sweet daddy and that kind of salary? Normallah..., money cant buy everything and the daddy only comes visit her once a week and always 'short memory', so guys not the only one 'thau thau sek(makan)', the mistress also curi makan actually. ***The daddy got his mistress and the mistress also got her mrtress. Sound fair??
Today saw V in wondering mood...He explain the girl keep checking on him and says will chop his brother if she ever find out that he looks for other mistresses... Ouch!!
Theres the package man once you receive something for free, theres always the payback kind of thing which also means you have to bear all the consequences : in this case, you became her slave. Theres no turning back especially with MIC doll and when your house keys still with her, unless you chop her off first!!!
Good luck bro...make sure you wear proper protective equipment before you doze off at night...just for precaution...:D
Thats the scenario my buddy V have to go through on daily basis for the past 3 months or so. "What to do?, mou chin, oi yan lor..." he said. One wonder who the hell is tat b #%*@#?? Shes the MIC live at the same block as my buddy V, 8 floors up. Shes someone mistress so to speak with monthly salaries of RM10k - RM15k. Fuh!! so much!!
What it has to do with V?
You know...V is the kind of guy like to hangout with 'fair lookin girls' and MIC is his top pick. But his poket selalu kosong to 'hangout'. Luckily, he was accidently introduced to this girl and he manage to pancing her kaw kaw, cayalah!! End up his house keys also taken by her. But why this girl willin to 'hangout' with V since shes already got the sweet daddy and that kind of salary? Normallah..., money cant buy everything and the daddy only comes visit her once a week and always 'short memory', so guys not the only one 'thau thau sek(makan)', the mistress also curi makan actually. ***The daddy got his mistress and the mistress also got her mrtress. Sound fair??
Today saw V in wondering mood...He explain the girl keep checking on him and says will chop his brother if she ever find out that he looks for other mistresses... Ouch!!
Theres the package man once you receive something for free, theres always the payback kind of thing which also means you have to bear all the consequences : in this case, you became her slave. Theres no turning back especially with MIC doll and when your house keys still with her, unless you chop her off first!!!
Good luck bro...make sure you wear proper protective equipment before you doze off at night...just for precaution...:D
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Pretty Cute & Sweet
The other day receives sms from J (the other J), but me don remember who she is...but still reply to her. I still cant figure out how shes look like, the name might sound familiar.
Yah I think we might have met somewhere...ah... I dont know and shes not even want to tell me where and when or how...argh...i dont like to play guessing game. But shes sound pretty cute and tat prolong the guessing game. Wtf!, come on....try to remember which girl tat I have dump b4, which girl hav dump me b4, or which of theirs sisters or mother tat have i dated b4, which one? Huh!!!
"You come to my place and I treat you supper"....wow tat sound very tempting...but then again i don take risk, duno wats or whos waiting for me there for 'supper'...nanti nenek yang keluar!!
Bcuz im not someone tat like to make enemies and most of the time have been good to others (ceh! puji diri sendiri), therefore I agree to meet.
But not at her place, somewhere outside and shes look stunning, and now I remember her...shes more different (better) than the last time I saw her. Plus, she brought along C, which looks pretty damn hot too...so sweet of them...
Ehem...to cut thing short, we have a great time!
Morale of the story, be good to others and you can take the risks as long you have all the preventive and handling measures ready, the result will be real satisfying.
Yah I think we might have met somewhere...ah... I dont know and shes not even want to tell me where and when or how...argh...i dont like to play guessing game. But shes sound pretty cute and tat prolong the guessing game. Wtf!, come on....try to remember which girl tat I have dump b4, which girl hav dump me b4, or which of theirs sisters or mother tat have i dated b4, which one? Huh!!!
"You come to my place and I treat you supper"....wow tat sound very tempting...but then again i don take risk, duno wats or whos waiting for me there for 'supper'...nanti nenek yang keluar!!
Bcuz im not someone tat like to make enemies and most of the time have been good to others (ceh! puji diri sendiri), therefore I agree to meet.
But not at her place, somewhere outside and shes look stunning, and now I remember her...shes more different (better) than the last time I saw her. Plus, she brought along C, which looks pretty damn hot too...so sweet of them...
Ehem...to cut thing short, we have a great time!
Morale of the story, be good to others and you can take the risks as long you have all the preventive and handling measures ready, the result will be real satisfying.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
San Pei Tau'
What the heck is tat??
Not sure the right spell or not...but it meant like 3 glass fell something like that.
This poor fellar make me laugh all nite long till tis morning. We met at 9.15pm and he dare to comment that the beer taste good on the fist sip from a tiny glass. He said the one he went a couple nites ago for the 'bachelor party' taste lousy and categorized it as fake beer cuz he had teribble headache the next day.
At 9.30pm the same tiny glass havent finish. He only clear the glass after being pestered by a friend. 2nd tiny glass at 9.45pm and he takes another 30 minutes to finish. At this time he showed his 'difficult to swallow' kind of facial expression already with the tongue keep splashing at the lips, and it understandable for a guy who drinks once or twice a year only. 3rd 'tiny' glass at 10.15pm and he really got that mabuk face waiting to fall. Kah kah kah!! Shoo him off to his car at 10.30pm, exactly 1 hour from the first sip. You should see his face and 'movement'. Kah kah kah!!
Met him today after lunch, he told me that he sleeps with everything on last night (pengsan habis). 3 tiny glasses which equavalent to bout 1 small bottle of beer can make him really that drunk??? Wah lau weh!!! Really san pei tau!
Not sure the right spell or not...but it meant like 3 glass fell something like that.
This poor fellar make me laugh all nite long till tis morning. We met at 9.15pm and he dare to comment that the beer taste good on the fist sip from a tiny glass. He said the one he went a couple nites ago for the 'bachelor party' taste lousy and categorized it as fake beer cuz he had teribble headache the next day.
At 9.30pm the same tiny glass havent finish. He only clear the glass after being pestered by a friend. 2nd tiny glass at 9.45pm and he takes another 30 minutes to finish. At this time he showed his 'difficult to swallow' kind of facial expression already with the tongue keep splashing at the lips, and it understandable for a guy who drinks once or twice a year only. 3rd 'tiny' glass at 10.15pm and he really got that mabuk face waiting to fall. Kah kah kah!! Shoo him off to his car at 10.30pm, exactly 1 hour from the first sip. You should see his face and 'movement'. Kah kah kah!!
Met him today after lunch, he told me that he sleeps with everything on last night (pengsan habis). 3 tiny glasses which equavalent to bout 1 small bottle of beer can make him really that drunk??? Wah lau weh!!! Really san pei tau!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
What??? Eid again? So What??!!..
All the festive celebrations feeling been dilluted ready.
Most have forgotten the true meaning (why and how) such celebration is being held. The only thing to remember or come close to it has always been its a 'holiday' - time to rest and party or go for retreat / balik kampung.
So what?...Its the same all of it...nothing is different...except for the holiday and party and party and party (sound familiar - a song maybe)...
Nevertheless..wishing all happy eid and have great party and party and party...:)
Most have forgotten the true meaning (why and how) such celebration is being held. The only thing to remember or come close to it has always been its a 'holiday' - time to rest and party or go for retreat / balik kampung.
So what?...Its the same all of it...nothing is different...except for the holiday and party and party and party (sound familiar - a song maybe)...
Nevertheless..wishing all happy eid and have great party and party and party...:)
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Do you look different the 2nd time?....
A good question!!
It happens (the different) not from your own observation but from others. These people may have look at you, I mean the 'same you' for many many times, weeks, months or so on and categorize you as the A or B guy or whichever comes from their vocab' or wat da ever they think and want to define you from that observations.
Example scenario like few days ago, I dunno whether thats the observation or not but someone (hehe..) said that its the 1st time seen me in a round neck T shirt and slipper, away from my normal 'attire'. Before that, theres another friend says never thought I would have 'done' that, said I look like someone that not suppose or never come across the mind to do what I've did. And yesterday, met with a new friend in a bit 'selekeh' look...and today commented why I look so decent today?...
Yah! rite...never judge the book by its..whatever...,you know...
Pandai ada bodohnya...handsome ada hodohnya and vice versa...
Like the idea of chameleoning...:)
It happens (the different) not from your own observation but from others. These people may have look at you, I mean the 'same you' for many many times, weeks, months or so on and categorize you as the A or B guy or whichever comes from their vocab' or wat da ever they think and want to define you from that observations.
Example scenario like few days ago, I dunno whether thats the observation or not but someone (hehe..) said that its the 1st time seen me in a round neck T shirt and slipper, away from my normal 'attire'. Before that, theres another friend says never thought I would have 'done' that, said I look like someone that not suppose or never come across the mind to do what I've did. And yesterday, met with a new friend in a bit 'selekeh' look...and today commented why I look so decent today?...
Yah! rite...never judge the book by its..whatever...,you know...
Pandai ada bodohnya...handsome ada hodohnya and vice versa...
Like the idea of chameleoning...:)
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Irritating Phone Calls
Once a while I'm fine with it...but having receives the same call from the same person / source or anyone who have similar reasons / intention of calling more than once is a bit too much and its irritate me a lot.
Usually the calls came from someone I never know who the hell he / she was and they might have mistaken me with someone else i.e. wrong number, but this people, majority of them never give up trying and kept calling the same number - ME!!!
Calls also came from those who want to promote their products : hotel, F & B, healthcare, financial intitution and etc...
Other than direct calls, they also text...sometimes very annoying especially from the hypermarkets promoting their fish and chicks!!!
What to do...this is what happen when technology at our hands (phone) 24 hours. Silent mode or switch it off is the best way in handling the irritation...for now.
Usually the calls came from someone I never know who the hell he / she was and they might have mistaken me with someone else i.e. wrong number, but this people, majority of them never give up trying and kept calling the same number - ME!!!
Calls also came from those who want to promote their products : hotel, F & B, healthcare, financial intitution and etc...
Other than direct calls, they also text...sometimes very annoying especially from the hypermarkets promoting their fish and chicks!!!
What to do...this is what happen when technology at our hands (phone) 24 hours. Silent mode or switch it off is the best way in handling the irritation...for now.
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