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Thursday, December 30, 2010

End Year Gift or New Year Gift??

Christmas tamat siaran....before that did receive gifts but no exchange gifts....apa punya orang?

Thats the problem? Thick skin guy like me (kulit kerbau + lembu + seladang) dunno or never noe how to 'repay' back the gifts received. At least treat ice cream or go watch picture....emmmm...think this one is too common and done already. Get something long lasting sounds nice....

Last year receives free alco coupons, 2 shirts, books and tie. This year receives 2 shirts, books and ties....how fortunate it seems...get the same good stuffs every year!










Think need to get them gifts as well, so might get different or better gifts next year. Never know, might get super car or great holiday vouchers in return...he..he..









Tomorrow is ph at day (to rest) and bz at night. Last day of the year, will go strolling and enjoy fire works display, something that were past due for many years....emmmm shall i strole alone or pick a company...

Happy New Year to all the girls I luv and those who knows me........
to the boys, be good boy ok...

























Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Win the Heart of a Taurus Man




Clues to the male Bull's feminine ideal.


The earthy Taurus guy has a settled nature, and often is a man of few words. He takes everything in, though it may take awhile. His rhythm may seem slow, and he's resistant to changing his mind or his routine. Once he's fixed on you, he's going to embed you in his world. He'll likely be a loyal mate who has security on his mind. He makes an ideal provider, cuddly father and sensual lover. He's definitely marriage material.

A key to making this work is understanding that he's not going to change....the fix is in. He's a fixed sign that has a stubborn streak about his likes and dislikes. If you're restless and an excitement junkie, he's an immovable force that has no spontaneity. If you're in the market for a steady guy to share life's sensual pleasures with, he's your man.

In some ways, he's the true caveman guy who needs his creature comforts, gadgets and guilty pleasures. He's a Man's Man who enjoys being outdoors, even if its just hanging on the porch of the sport's bar with the fellas.

Taurus is Venus ruled, and this is a man soothed by beauty. He may have gifts working with his hands as a craftsman or his voice, like Taurean Bono Vox ("good voice.") He tends to go for the natural and feminine. Curves are a plus, as are showing them off with cottony or tactile fabrics that are organic to the touch. Some languid moves, like the long slow hair flip, catch his eye. He's got a heightened animal instinct, and will respond to subtle body language. He'll appreciate rhythmic sashaying, or seductive dining. And all this can go on without having to say a word.

You've probably heard that Taurus has a refined palate. If you're trying to impress a Taurus guy, cook him an artful meal. That means taking the time to sautee the onions first, then the green peppers...timing everything to enhance the flavors. And show that you value quality by spending a little extra on the wine. Make it a long multi-course taste extravaganza that he won't soon forget. Show the Taurus man that you're a lover of earthly pleasures. Be sure to have something aromatic on the stove or in the oven when he swings by.

Learn the art of partner massage, and give him lots of hugs and reassuring back rubs. The Taurus man is known as a simple guy. He'll recoil from having "the talk" about where you stand and what he's feeling. You can decipher how it's going by how much he's integrating you into his life. If he didn't think you were worthy, he probably wouldn't bother.

It's also crucial to be straightforward, and resist playing mind games. Sometimes it's tempting to generate interest by making the guy jealous, but it'll backfire with him. If he suspects he's being played, you'll see the rage of the Bull...then he'll be gone. The bottom line is to avoid trying to jar him awake with drama. He's best suited to someone that accepts and appreciates his calm, steady ways. Like all guys, he wants to be loved for who he is. If you're able to go with the mellow flow, and share life's simple pleasures with a steadfast mate, he's the one for you.

Whatever.....
but still...any takers out there???






The FEAR but LOVE IT



The year is ending...


>the fear of makin tua


>the fear of more penyakit


>the fear of not manage to clear this year & previous years resolution...so call'


>the fear of adding new and more resolution for the new year
>fear of seeing doctor, anxious, gelabah...fuh!


>the fear of tak sedar diri, bila lagi nak sedar and change?
>>>the fear of holding petals of heart / love shape....???

But at the end have to fear it to love it..its good you know! then only we know how to prepare ourselves to face and overcome it. You can't run away from these, the lesson will makes us a better person...i guess...




Monday, December 27, 2010

BullDOZER

Ehem!! Mister.... so call very good in apple / shoe / rim and bald head polishing....





Wats the matter with you? Are you Indian? (not tryin to be racist or wat, just follow the standard flows)...





NO NO NO (head goyang kiri kanan), I'm not Indian, I'm Portoguese!





Let me see, your name is Si Batu (rockefella), wrong spelling...the correct one is Rockefeller Martin and you not Indian ha? Then... Gerard Perreira, Albert Savior, Tony Fenandez also Portoguese lah? Oh I see....... one more thing, can you speak Tamil?





Can, little bit lah...





So are you sure you not Indian?





NO NO NO (goyang the head again), I'm Portoguese lah brother.....





Let us see the photo then..........




Does the fella looks like Portoguese? What do you see?
His out (pengsan) after vomitting on the couch (poor disco operator or cleaner)
You drunk kah brother? NO NO NO (goyang kepala), I'm tired only*.......

Sunday, December 12, 2010

THE END of TIME FOR LOVE

Time always jealous or we jealous the time?. Such feeling shows the love is strong, love for the dead stuff or love for the living either the one with soul or tak da roh... Love is in the air indeed!

Sadly the "Time for Love" ended last night. Honestly speaking, the impact is not strong at all, so whatever it is, it still not going to achieve the result as the last one.

Nevertheless, love can always tag along with time, as long the timing is right, we will see you again next year and hopefully 'stronger and better'.

I'm not sure what am I mumbling about. Just feel the urge to put something that started 10 days ago and ended last night. GREAT!! Thanks for the company lol!!!


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Blue Mooning

imagin havin gastro fesh 'airin comin out non stoppin on hourly basis, creatin excessive frawnin on the forehead, eye blinkin shyningly (please forgive my not so good gamma/grammer...)... NOW still tryin to tai chi'in the air flows while typin this nonsense stuff...

the day started bluewish...whishin all day blue and chill skylinin...

hey you!!! arent you suppose to come at 10 for the meeting?...sorry rephrase : Addie, are you free to attend the meeting at 10 at Sentul? "YES i'm free and actually on the way there"

back up...back up....reverso please.... we plan to sleep late on Monday and wake up late too on Tuesday, send mum to pasar at 8, then zooming back under the blanket...how nice the whether...

but!!!!! wait a minute my plan always and as usual being interupted abrupbtly (please correct the spellin if wrong ok)... usual suspects >>> the bosses who doesnt know when to relax.... kelam kabut cause the tummy which plan to poo poo this morning crampy the whole day with non stop sitting - meeting plus the bak kut teh (boss belanja)....

day blue....hope for blue moon after the midnite in few hours time...cuz trow would be more WAR...need to think bout the strategy while asleep and korek hidung later....peaceY

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

"Low Kong"

Yargh!@#%

Thats how I felt when some retarded but pretty babe call me 'low kong'....yargh!@#% again! I will not goin to call u back 'low poh' u chihsin poh!!! but again shes still look cute for her standard...how?...No No No!!! This cannot be happenin...

Whatever it is I better cabut now!!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Why Can't People Just Accept The Facts??

You have been informed, explained and reasoning about the things that has happens, of who, why, how and when...its all base on actual events encountered and it is meant for your information only cuz you do not need to get involve in this small issue and it doesnt causes us or the company any different at all.

If the fella really has left means he has left and wouldnt be coming back, theres always a good reason for that. His work permit has expired, and his not even in our payroll (subs-con only), he want to go back to his country and spend time with his family, so at this point we cant do anything at all, there are procedures at hand which cannot simply go against it just becuz we want what we want or you thought the boss must get what he wants, and thats not a very good excuse. Just let it go...

Whatever the other people been telling you or feed you with such nonsense info, this are the facts - the guy had left long time ago! And his not the only one so call leaving or had left the organisation and many of them work longer and better + contributed a lot to the company as well, but they still leave...so what can we do? Nothing!, if they really do not have choice and they get better 'treatment' elsewhere. So just chew it (the fact) even you dont like the taste of it...

Monday, October 4, 2010

The Long Story : Part Three > Pasar Malam & Off She Go

Actually its not a long story, it just the last part of the trilogy (Fri - Sat - Sun).

Yes!... someone did wonder (guees right) that I was at the pasar malam last nite.....with the Chief...we have some food there and tapau some more home. She went off this afternoon and safely reach her destination.

My phone was out of order the whole Sunday, so cant receive or call and reply sms. A thousand apology...:)

The trilogy involve three (3) different individuals i.e. gundu, Lauta and the Chief...and all ends well, for now....

The Long Story : Part Two > Bunga Telur with Lauta

Lauta called on Saturday and ask me to go with him to attend a malay wedding at Subang. Never been to this place (Subang Permai), so Lauta change his mind instead of driving there, we grab a cab.

We argued a few times upon reaching the housing area on which the correct way to use. Even with the map at hand, he still want to change the direction (different from what the map shows). Fed up of his mumbling, we (me and the cab driver) let him decides and when we caught into the traffic jamm (which we shouldnt at the first place), he starts to call his friend and telling him that it was us (me and the driver) fault that has causes the delay. We end up, stopping at the nearby petrol station and wait for his friend to fetch us up, after he pay the RM43 cab charges. We waited for 15 minutes under the hot sun (not really under, just a bit of shade) but it still very hot. Then we saw a malay man wearing baju melayu + songkok riding a scooter passing by the station like searching for someone. He saw us standing and approach us and we realise that this is the guy suppose to come to fetch us, but with the 'scooter'??? You kidding me right???

Lauta looks afraid of the idea riding the bike, not only him, me sweating already (dont like / phobia riding motorcycle). I ask the guy to get Lauta to the wedding place first and I will wait for the 2nd trip. The guy came back for my turn 10 minutes later.

It just a normal malay wedding reception outside their house under the sunny afternoon. At 2.45pm, we sure hungry (after 2 hours of travelling from KL) and fill up the tummy whatever is eatable. At.3.30pm, remind Lauta that we never drive and worry the sky might get darker. We off 10 minutes after that. We receive 2 bunga telor each (tangkai + 2 x bunga + 1 telor x 2) at the exit and have a long walk (10 minutes) before reaching the main road or highway.

Then we realise after 10 minutes standing, theres not a single taxi soul passing, theres no taxi stop nor bus stop, its totally alien place for us. Lauta start calling his taxi friends but not even one are close by the area (all either PJ or KL) and it takes about 1 or 2 hours for them to reach the place, if they know the place. The place is sungguh ulu and we are tired...and this whole scene includes the two adult still holding the bunga telur at hand...cant imagine whats in the mind of those people in the car passing thinking when they saw us with the frustrate + tired face but still 'happily' holding the bunga telur like kids..

Wait wait under the hot sun (luckily never rain), after 30 minutes or so we saw Rapid bus from far approaching and we jumping and laughing like budak kecil. Get into the bus (very long since the last time riding any bus), pay the fee while still holding the bunga telur and everyone in the bus was watching us, some look confuse, some look menyampah and some smiling or want to laugh. Confuse + smile + laugh cuz the 2 chinese adult look men get into the bus with the telur at hand.

We spent about 30 minutes in the bus because we are sesat and dunno where the dude driver going, all the name of places we passes is alien to us. End up we been advise to stop at the nearby town and alas wait for the taxi once more and this time only 5 minutes and we reach KL safely after paying the cab RM40.

The cost of makan the nasi minyak > 5 hours of travelling + standing waiting under hot sun, 45min makan time only, unnecessary arguments and RM83 cab charges. The main question is why I keep on holding the telur from 3.40pm till 6pm when at the end I never makan it at all because I dont know what happen to the telur (gone missing) before I reach home....

The Long Story : Part One > Gundu Being Smashed Back

Avoid the power crazy people...but sometimes this muka tembok guy will just appear infront of you without you calling for them. Last Friday was a bit tense for me but it meant for something good in return, so i never thought of that at first. I was having kopi o' kaw when this gundu suddenly appear and ask questions that never make sense. He said he has more power than the other guy...and he can do what he likes without refering to the other guy first. Told him that he can make whatever claims he wants to, but it must come in writing, if not, then his claim is not valid and all this will only create more confusion among other staffs. His reply is funny, "No No No!, no need black and white! what black and white?". At this point, dont you think that this fellar is real fuckin damn stupid or asshole idiot!? How can you, someone who does not has any clear and concrete designation in the company (an outsider) came in and claim you have higher authority then the guy who are the head of the division and had all the appointment letters and related credential, plus his the only guy who are authorised to sign and acknowledge all the business details of that division. I told the gundu that works (profesional term) without proper documentation is a stupid work and those who do that kind of work (no documentation) is damn stupid! His not listening and just went off and I thought its the end of it.
To my surprise, he reported this to the 'big boss' and on Saturday, BB call and told me that he have instructed gundu to treat me a drink and to settle the issue amicably since i'm his head (no. 1) and his only my deputy, so he (gundu) should report and listen to me. That evening, bump into BB and gundu, BB push gundu towards me (like budak kecik) and ask me to 'talk / teach' him (gundu) 'some lesson', which I oblige happily. THe Saturday gundu look a bit different from Friday gundu, he mellow down a lot compare to a day before. Suit you right being kena smashed back by the boss for not cooperating with me.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Do I need to Learn the Art of Bodeking?

But by learning so, it means I have to start back stabbing and step on others head yang ada rambut nor no rambut...and im sure the one that with rambut palsu find it very hard to accept...

The pro and cons, you can get along 'well' with your boss that u r polishing and always receive praises from him / her, but thats the only one person you will be friended to, all your other colleagues will hate u and curse u 24hrs and expect no friend friend from them...

I dont like to look for enemies, im looking for friendslah...but bodek cikit2 can i guess as long it never cause any harm to others...

But i think i need to learn for reference purposes, never know it might help to find solutions for 'defence and counter attack'...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Momamia Touch Down...

The Chief is visiting, need to be a good boy for this coming few days or worst weeks...aiyo...*@#

What do you have at home ha? you have any food?...
Yah i got plenty of instant stuffs - noodle / can food / tea pullin / biskut kering and a box of mooncake still...he he...

Why the floor got steaky feelin?...i better get my sliper..
I suppose to get a part time maid but shes very garang and risky one...takut...

Ok ok ok...let me relax first...jet leg...c wat i can do (to help) trow...

:)smiling ready...:)

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Yawning Away...

Why you yawn? mengantuklah bodoh!!
Why u ngantuk? tak cukup sleeplah stupid!!
Why u tak cukup sleep? got alot of activitylah so lou!
What activity? many manylah...raya open house...ee..open table and bottle etc. etc. So what u want to do now? balik rumah sleep kaw kawlah dugong!!zzz

Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Advantages

Of being SINGLE...
Of being FREE THINKER...

You can do wat da ever you like without major restriction. No doubt there is some minor obligations but still, its much better when you being both.

What time you go home / reach home...where you going...who you meet...what you eat...what you say...what you buy...where you go...>>> do as you like, tats your advantage!!

I have fun meeting new friends, old friends which click very well with me...
I cant meet or will avoid meeting anyone whose actually being hyprocritical in wat they think or believe...life should be a joyful journey with real you.

Anyway, many had great times during the Malaysia Day weekends - partying, dating, makan angin, makan and makan more (many more to try). Most of these great times comes with thinking of being free and single, even you married you still can enjoy like bujang fella.

A good charge on Thurs and Fri...aiya! tired is normal...

Still cant let go of tat sweet voice, tasty fried porridge + beehoon crab...sedap...

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

MIC in Package : Part 2

I'm giving you 3 conditions;

1) Dont you dare to bring back other girl to ur house! this house!!

2) Dont play behind my back and pass to me watever transmitted deceases!!

3) Dont answer any call or sms from other girls whenever I'm around with you!!



Thats easy! I just take the following steps;

a) I bring the girl to other house or motel

b) I make sure to put on 3 layer / ply of condoms (orange, apple and blueberry) b4 get into action

c) I only answer the call or reply the sms when you not around lah!


You are so clever V....salute you!!
Still, just to be safe...make sure you get that cawat besi ready k bro... one more salute from me^-^!!

Monday, September 13, 2010

MIC in Package

Where are you??? What are you doing??? What time you coming back??? Go ta pau mix rice for me...eeee... I want fish, a lot vege and don forget the bak kut teh also!! make sure place everything in the car and come fetch me infront of #@#%*...and so and so...

Thats the scenario my buddy V have to go through on daily basis for the past 3 months or so. "What to do?, mou chin, oi yan lor..." he said. One wonder who the hell is tat b #%*@#?? Shes the MIC live at the same block as my buddy V, 8 floors up. Shes someone mistress so to speak with monthly salaries of RM10k - RM15k. Fuh!! so much!!

What it has to do with V?
You know...V is the kind of guy like to hangout with 'fair lookin girls' and MIC is his top pick. But his poket selalu kosong to 'hangout'. Luckily, he was accidently introduced to this girl and he manage to pancing her kaw kaw, cayalah!! End up his house keys also taken by her. But why this girl willin to 'hangout' with V since shes already got the sweet daddy and that kind of salary? Normallah..., money cant buy everything and the daddy only comes visit her once a week and always 'short memory', so guys not the only one 'thau thau sek(makan)', the mistress also curi makan actually. ***The daddy got his mistress and the mistress also got her mrtress. Sound fair??

Today saw V in wondering mood...He explain the girl keep checking on him and says will chop his brother if she ever find out that he looks for other mistresses... Ouch!!

Theres the package man once you receive something for free, theres always the payback kind of thing which also means you have to bear all the consequences : in this case, you became her slave. Theres no turning back especially with MIC doll and when your house keys still with her, unless you chop her off first!!!

Good luck bro...make sure you wear proper protective equipment before you doze off at night...just for precaution...:D

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Pretty Cute & Sweet

The other day receives sms from J (the other J), but me don remember who she is...but still reply to her. I still cant figure out how shes look like, the name might sound familiar.

Yah I think we might have met somewhere...ah... I dont know and shes not even want to tell me where and when or how...argh...i dont like to play guessing game. But shes sound pretty cute and tat prolong the guessing game. Wtf!, come on....try to remember which girl tat I have dump b4, which girl hav dump me b4, or which of theirs sisters or mother tat have i dated b4, which one? Huh!!!

"You come to my place and I treat you supper"....wow tat sound very tempting...but then again i don take risk, duno wats or whos waiting for me there for 'supper'...nanti nenek yang keluar!!

Bcuz im not someone tat like to make enemies and most of the time have been good to others (ceh! puji diri sendiri), therefore I agree to meet.

But not at her place, somewhere outside and shes look stunning, and now I remember her...shes more different (better) than the last time I saw her. Plus, she brought along C, which looks pretty damn hot too...so sweet of them...

Ehem...to cut thing short, we have a great time!

Morale of the story, be good to others and you can take the risks as long you have all the preventive and handling measures ready, the result will be real satisfying.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

San Pei Tau'

What the heck is tat??

Not sure the right spell or not...but it meant like 3 glass fell something like that.

This poor fellar make me laugh all nite long till tis morning. We met at 9.15pm and he dare to comment that the beer taste good on the fist sip from a tiny glass. He said the one he went a couple nites ago for the 'bachelor party' taste lousy and categorized it as fake beer cuz he had teribble headache the next day.

At 9.30pm the same tiny glass havent finish. He only clear the glass after being pestered by a friend. 2nd tiny glass at 9.45pm and he takes another 30 minutes to finish. At this time he showed his 'difficult to swallow' kind of facial expression already with the tongue keep splashing at the lips, and it understandable for a guy who drinks once or twice a year only. 3rd 'tiny' glass at 10.15pm and he really got that mabuk face waiting to fall. Kah kah kah!! Shoo him off to his car at 10.30pm, exactly 1 hour from the first sip. You should see his face and 'movement'. Kah kah kah!!

Met him today after lunch, he told me that he sleeps with everything on last night (pengsan habis). 3 tiny glasses which equavalent to bout 1 small bottle of beer can make him really that drunk??? Wah lau weh!!! Really san pei tau!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

What??? Eid again? So What??!!..

All the festive celebrations feeling been dilluted ready.

Most have forgotten the true meaning (why and how) such celebration is being held. The only thing to remember or come close to it has always been its a 'holiday' - time to rest and party or go for retreat / balik kampung.

So what?...Its the same all of it...nothing is different...except for the holiday and party and party and party (sound familiar - a song maybe)...

Nevertheless..wishing all happy eid and have great party and party and party...:)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Do you look different the 2nd time?....

A good question!!

It happens (the different) not from your own observation but from others. These people may have look at you, I mean the 'same you' for many many times, weeks, months or so on and categorize you as the A or B guy or whichever comes from their vocab' or wat da ever they think and want to define you from that observations.

Example scenario like few days ago, I dunno whether thats the observation or not but someone (hehe..) said that its the 1st time seen me in a round neck T shirt and slipper, away from my normal 'attire'. Before that, theres another friend says never thought I would have 'done' that, said I look like someone that not suppose or never come across the mind to do what I've did. And yesterday, met with a new friend in a bit 'selekeh' look...and today commented why I look so decent today?...

Yah! rite...never judge the book by its..whatever...,you know...

Pandai ada bodohnya...handsome ada hodohnya and vice versa...

Like the idea of chameleoning...:)

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Irritating Phone Calls

Once a while I'm fine with it...but having receives the same call from the same person / source or anyone who have similar reasons / intention of calling more than once is a bit too much and its irritate me a lot.

Usually the calls came from someone I never know who the hell he / she was and they might have mistaken me with someone else i.e. wrong number, but this people, majority of them never give up trying and kept calling the same number - ME!!!

Calls also came from those who want to promote their products : hotel, F & B, healthcare, financial intitution and etc...

Other than direct calls, they also text...sometimes very annoying especially from the hypermarkets promoting their fish and chicks!!!

What to do...this is what happen when technology at our hands (phone) 24 hours. Silent mode or switch it off is the best way in handling the irritation...for now.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Do You Feel It? The Merdeka Spirit...

This year is the 53rd bday for Malaya independance and 47th bday for Malaysia. Both consider to be middle age and matured.

Do you feel the merdeka spirit??...tell me honestly...now...at this moment if you are Malayan and Malaysian...do you feel it or have you felt it in your heart for the past weeks?

I can bet that majority of Malayan / Malaysian does not have the merdeka spirit for the past 10 years or so since Anwar's case came to the picture. Yes! its all about politics which influence the minds of many. The case sow separation among the people and it became greater even until today. Its not easy to bring back or to gel them back together thus the spirit of merdeka slowly been forgotten as well especially the younger generation because of the different ideology infighting.

We all know whats and how to bring the people together and build up the patriotism spirit, we can see and learn this from the past history. There are through activities such as sports and songs. Remember the Olympic - 1980 (national football team), the Thomas cup wins and the Commonwealth game here in Malaysia soil?... Still remember the Setia song sang by Francesca Peters?... "demi negara yang tercinta dicurahkan bakti setia...", the slow pace melody is very deeply touching and became instant hit in schools and many other places. Many, the Chinese, Indian and the rest of Malaysian also memorize the lyric...

Today, many patriotic kind of song have very fast and marching sort of pace...which many Malaysian dislike...maybe only those in military or uniforms people like it...another one, the old songs that always appear in TV does not reflect the whole Malaysian as one. Such songs always easily being forgotten especially the younger generation.

So...do you feel the spirit yet?... I mean the maximum feeling...the one that can make you cry or tears come out...

Whatever... Happy Merdeka to all Malaysian out there...may the spirit be with you...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

A Year Passes

My my me...time flies and I have not putting anything in this blog for more than a year...whatever the reasons...sure a good one...

Many things has happens and met many new friends as well...theres always the up and down...but we still here didnt we?? Life is great though even there some hardship a bit here and there but its fun!!...nothing is perfect! Soothe the soul...:)